You don't want to miss this outrageous deal:
Limited Edition CDs of Katie Jaye Sings in the Shower.
Don't you want to hear classics such as Styx's Come Sail Away and Billy Joel's Downeaster Alexa butchered? How about listening to her tackle such wonderful Broadway hits like Luck Be a Lady and On My Own? The acoustics in this bathroom make her voice sound like a tone deaf angel and can literally bring tears to your eyes. If you like being emotional, we'll even throw in her gospel tunes remix CD with the ever popular hymn Here I Am Lord and Shrek's Hallelujah.
Got kids? Then they will just love her version of some Disney greats like Just Can't Wait To Be King and Whole New World.
If you call within the next five minutes, we'll give you her Sounds of the Seasons for HALF PRICE! It's pretty much her redoing The 3 Tenors Christmas album as the 3 Tenors themselves. Her rendition of Sleigh Ride will astound you! You'll never believe that she is a natural with no opera training what-so-ever after you hear that carol.
Other titles you will hear on these CDs that you wish you didn't:
Perfect Situation
My Own Worst Enemy
I'm Movin' On
and I Love The Way You Lie just to name a few.
So call now, right this second, and you will receive a FREE OCD-shaped loofah for your showering pleasure. You can walk away with all of this merchandise for just three payments of $19.99 (plus shipping and handling). It is the deal of the century!
Disclaimer: Katie Jaye is not responsible for whatever happens to you when you listen to the CDs. If you slip in the shower trying to turn off the CD player once track one starts it is not her problem. These CDs can cause side effects such as hearing loss, the inability to function normally, insanity, and brain deterioration. No refunds or exchanges. You bought it, you live with that choice.
2 comments:
You suck at singing. But there was a time when you thought you were good. even when we told you you sucked at singing. I will not buy your CD. What is an OCD loofah though? That I may want.
I loved this post. I still remember listening to your musical stylings on the Florida trip. The fact that I could year you all the way in the living room is a testament to your ability to project your voice... no matter how off key. ;)
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